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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

  • Ace Ventura: What do you feed your dog?
  • Melissa: *sigh* Dog food...why?
  • Ace Ventura: He's miserable..
  • Melissa: What are you talking about?
  • Ace Ventura: He's just very unhappy, I feel sorry for him. Bad diet, isolated environment. It's amazing he's still alive.
  • Melissa: You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.
  • Ace Ventura: Yeah? And you're ugly.
  • Melissa: You know what? I'm not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave.
  • Ace Ventura: Why? So you can beat him.....FATTY?
  • Melissa: You're unbelievable. Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made.
  • Ace Ventura: Well, why don't you cry about it, SADDLEBAGS?

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