Advanced Jnomics

So I’m standing behind the counter in work and these two ginger kids come over to order. 

I’m already trying not to laugh, because they’re really really ginger.

Anyway, I ask the kid what he wants.  He wants to know what the soups are.  I tell him, praying I’m not going to laugh when I say “Chicken Chowder, Tomato and Basil……Carrot and Coriander”

Anyway…the fella only goes and orders the Carrot soup.  I’m trying my hardest not to laugh when I put down the two soups, and the other kid says “I’ll get us two drinks…”

Guess what the fucker brought?

Two Fantas.     

– E. A. McDevitt (it’s in the game)

- King of Work Stories

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